Did you know that we’ve been in the middle of a Loch Ness Monster sighting drought? Last year marked the first time in almost 90 years that Nessie hadn’t been spotted for an entire year. In fact, there hadn’t been any ‘confirmed sightings’ of the elusive cryptid for 18 months, leading some veteran spotters to voice concern that perhaps the famous monster had finally given up the ghost.
But wait! Something awesome just happened: Two different people, both using Apple Maps, captured screenshots of something measuring approximately 100ft long, with what appear to be two large flippers, powering along just under the surface of the loch. Experts from the Official Loch Ness Monster Fan Club have been studying the images and Gary Campbell, club president, reports that they’ve been steadily ruling out alternative explanations, leaving it increasingly likely that these images are brand new ‘confirmed sightings’:
‘We’ve been looking at it for a long time trying to work out exactly what it is. It looks like a boat wake, but the boat is missing. You can see some boats moored at the shore, but there isn’t one here. We’ve shown it to boat experts and they don’t know what it is. Whatever this is, it is under the water and heading south, so unless there have been secret submarine trials going on in the loch, the size of the object would make it likely to be Nessie.’
‘Now that we have spies in the skies above Loch Ness, maybe we will get more sightings which will whet the appetite of more down to earth Nessie hunters to come north. Furthermore, the use of satellite technology means that if Nessie is just swimming below the surface like in this case, we can still pick her up.’
Visit Dailymail.co.uk for additional information about this exiting development and the history of Nessie hunting.
There’s a great series of terrifying short stories on Reddit’s /nosleep/ subreddit, all written by someone who goes by the name of Bloodworth. If you’re a massive fan of creepypasta like me, you miiiight want to give it a look. It’s a nice, long, mesmerizing read, and I…
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
This fucking website
Greatest Royal Couple
Matrimonial quarrel ┐(‘～`；)┌
i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure
Like father, like son
[Let’s just do Pitch, because Jack is simpler and I need some practice..]
Rise of The Guardians and their centers
Cr : pinterest n as tagged
Casual reminder that this happened.
"Do you stop believing in the moon when the sun comes up?"
So I had an idea, I went on morphthing and check. it. out. IS THIS NOT PERFECT? Like, if they made a live version of rotg, HIDDLESTON WOULD BE PITCH